Are you f’ing kidding me?

The wedding ceremony for rappers Remy Ma and Papoose which was scheduled to take place at New York’s Rikers Correctional Facility yesterday (May 12) was reportedly called off after jail officials found Papoose with a handcuff key.

According to a jail official who spoke to The New York Daily News, the key that Papoose came with to Rikers Island could easily open handcuffs that are used by other jail officials in the institution.

Papoose voluntarily surrendered the key and will not be able to return to Rikers Island for six months.

Calls to Papoose and his representatives inquiring about the situation were not answered.- source

These damn kids!

Marche Taylor, a Houston high school student, was denied entry and later arrested at her high school prom Sunday due to her skimpy prom dress.

Taylor, a senior at Houston’s Madison High School, was not allowed into the prom, which was held at the Sugar Land Marriott, upon arrival. Taylor demanded that she be allowed into her senior prom.

Once a sponsor at the prom officially kicked her out of the ballroom, Taylor asked for a refund, but was denied.

Taylor and the sponsor had a minor verbal altercation, but police were called. Taylor was then arrested and placed in handcuffs.- source

See CNN report here

Isn’t he told old for this shit? See details of the fight here

See more pics here

Congrats?

Grammy-nominated rapper Remy Ma, whose real name is Remy Smith, will marry rapper Papoose at New York’s Rikers Correctional Facility, her lawyer Ivan Fisher told The New York Post.

Fisher told the Post the wedding would be held on Monday, May 12, and that the bride and groom would each be allowed two guests for the prison ceremony.

Ma is scheduled for sentencing on Tuesday, May 13, for shooting acquaintance Makeda Barnes-Joseph in the abdomen after an argument outside Pizza Bar, a Manhattan nightclub, in July 2007.

Ma claimed Barnes-Joseph had stolen money from her purse.

In March, a Manhattan jury convicted Ma on charges of assault, illegal weapon possession and attempted coercion in connection with the incident.

She has been held without bail at Rikers since her conviction and faces up to 25 years in prison. - source

This is the beautiful Aaliyah gracing the cover of Fader’s Magazine annual iconic issue.

Here is a little snippet into Lebron James life with his girl Savannah and baby.

How cute. We need to give them a name , how about Chrihanna or RihChris, nah those are wack. I’ll keep thinking of some.

Now lets hope Lil Miss Foxy here stays her ass out of trouble from now on, I have a funny feeling she won’t though. I give her 5 more months before she catches another charge.

Rapper Foxy Brown has pleaded guilty to menacing a neighbor with her cell phone last year. She avoided jail based on time already served.

The two women got into a fight on July 31, 2007, over Brown blasting her car stereo outside their Brooklyn apartment building.

As part of the plea deal, Brown wrote a letter apologizing to the victim and neighbor, Arlene Raymond. The rapper presented it to Justice John Walsh in state Supreme Court in Brooklyn on Thursday.

The judge extended Raymond’s order of protection.

The 28-year-old rapper, whose real name is Inga Marchand, spent seven months in jail for a Manhattan case involving a fight she had with manicurists in a nail salon. She was released last month. - source